Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Wienerdog Wednesday, Relativity Edition



Evidently the physics-defying properties of dachshunds captured ol' Albert Enstein's imagination. And speaking of relativity, resident wienerdog Miss Scooter Pie had her 14th birthday earlier this week. Long dogs have long lives, apparently!

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  1. What do you suppose the relative width would be to fit a wiener dog have to be? Old dogs, are hard to cook up once they have been with you that long.

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  2. Mark, I believe the formula to calculate that involves the square root of kibble consumed times the height of the foreleg, divided by pi.
    (And old dogs should at least be allowed as tax deductions, don't you think? Especially when one has spent over a grand on their medical care in any twelve month period.)

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    2. oh the width thing *shrug* I failed algebra 1 seven times (something of which I have become extremely proud of, now that both of my sons are engineers. Both understand why I never helped them with their math homework.

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    3. I know what you mean - they should tell high school math students that they will need that information some day to help their kids with THEIR math homework!

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  3. Years before cats we had two bassets - long dogs - you gotta love um.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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    1. Awwww...we had a Basset hound, too. He would follow his nose wherever it took him.

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