Ahmmmmmm. Say what?OK, I am not....not....NOT touching this one. You do leave the risqué double entendre skies wide open ;-
But "wiener dog" would've disrupted the haiku meter....
Heat em' if you got em'!
Well... I always keep my wiener warm. And, I've got a dog too!
A hot dogA dog in a blanketChili dogI'm sure you have heard them all. Wiener dogs are neat.the Ol'Buzzard
My wiener hogs all the covers!
If I had one, I'd sure keep it warm.
And you thought...